Tina Bordihn
Nude

Born in Düsseldorf, Germany, which sounds like a Tim Conway golf parody, there is nothing funny about sleekly sexy blonde Tina Bordihn. Like most Germans, Tina has been sexy on the local boob tube, which has very liberal definitions of obscene. Check out Benzin im Blut and Ein Fall für zwei if you want to see what we mean. And she’s come close to nudity in Comedian Harmonists (1997), a movie about a bunch of Jewish jazz musicians who make the fatal mistake of jamming in Nazi Germany. But all good things come to those who wait, and Tina finally crossed over to the skin side with Ein Bankeer zum Verlieben (2003), a made-for-TV comedy that proves that the funny bone connects to the boner.